Filmy SMS

Tees mar khan- Flop,
Dabang-Hit;

Moral:
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Ladki jawan hone se kuch nahi hota,
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Badnam honi chahiye..

Mallika Sherawat goes to the L.I.C officer to insure her body,
the L.I.C officer refused,
sorry madam we dont cover public property

Cast of a new Hindi movie:
Ayesha Takia
Mallika Sherawat
Rakhi Sawant
Sherlyn chopra
Bipasha basu
Sameera Reddy
Name of the movie:
ALL THE BREAST

Mallika searwat ne Ramdev se pucchi ki –
“main nahate samay kaya kagaun ki meri yovan surakshit rahe?
Ram dev ne kaha – “Bathroom ka darwaja”.

CIRCUIT :
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI :
Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT :
Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai