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successful chartered accountant & miss universe

Whats the similarity
between a successful Chartered Accountant & Miss Universe?
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Both are very ‘CONSCIOUS' about “FIGURES”…..!!! :p :D

what a weekend I enjoyed

A boy with a sweet girl entered a jewellery shop
&
Choose a ring worth 8 lacs for her.
Gave a cheque & said she will collect ring on Monday after the cheque is cleared.
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On Monday.
Jeweller called boy:
There's no money in your account.

Boy:
I know,
But, you can't imagine what a weekend I enjoyed:-)

A New Added element to the Periodic Table

A New Added element to the Periodic Table.

Element Name:GIRL

Symbol: G

Atomic Weight:dont even dare to ask :-D

Physical Properties..
*boils at anything
*can freeze at anytime
*melts if handled wid love n care
*very bitter if mis handled

Chemical Properties.
*very reactive
*highly unstable
*posses strong affinity for gold n silver
*money reducing agent
*volatile when left alone

Simple but true

Simple but true:

One Who sends more 4ward msgs to all.?
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Is The 1 who is does not have a girlfrnd.

The vry 1st Q shocked students

Histry sir was on leave

So Science sir was askd 2 set d paper

The vry 1st Q shocked students


Describe jhansi Rani wid a neat diagrm & label the parts..!

SMALL LOVE STORY

SMALL LOVE STORY:

HE PROPOSED

SHE SMILED!

NO TEETH !

HE DIED… :-)