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A funny sms – Price of Banana peel

Cstmer : How much is that banana for?

Slsman : Rs.10

Cstmer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?

Slsman : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!

Cstmer : Ok I will buy the banana for Rs.4, but you can keep the peel!




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Kamina Master ji

School mein master ji ne puchha – ” Mujh me koi bhi kami nahi hain”
To mujhe tum log kya kahoge?
Students : “Kami na”




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A funny mathematics jokes sms

I.Q. Test:
Char zero ek saat likho
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.
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Likha?
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kaise?
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0000 aise likha?
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Fail…
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Correct Ans “4017″
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Ghar walo ne kitni umido se padhaya,
sab pani mein…




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Hindi funny sms

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any
message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid “This was a missed call”




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Funny sms about Dentist

If dentists make films,wt the names will be-
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)




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If a boy gives a love letter – funny jokes

If a boy gives a love letter to a gurl, pple call him “Loffer”
But if a gurl gives a letter to a boy, they call it “Offer”.
Feeeeel da diffffference :)




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