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Are you stupid

5 friends lived in a room. Their names
are:-
mad, brain, stupid, somebody,
nobody.
1 day somebody killed nobody. At
that time brain was in bathroom. Mad
called police.
Mad: is it police station?
Police: yes, wat is the matter?
Mad: somebody killed nobody.
Police: r u mad?
Mad: yes i am.
Police: dnt u hv brain?
Mad: brain is in bathroom.
Police: u stupid.

I Have Coins!

A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished…….
.
.
.
.
A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On"",
I Have Coins!

Kolaveri Di song funny message

Thank God Kolaveri Di song was sung by Dhanush.
If it was sung by his father in law Rajnikanth,
it would have been our national anthem. :D