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Funny confession of Husband

Wife : Where did you get these lipstick spots?

Husband : I am amazed myself where how I got these spots ?
I was not wearing shirt at that time : )




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Husband becoming a Sadhu – funny jokes about husband and wife

Wife to Husband : I don’t have any child, I have decided to give all my wealth to some Sadhu..
After hearing this, husband stood up…
Wife : What happened to you, where are you going?

Husband : To become a Sadhu !




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Matter of patience

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.




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SPARE TYRE

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….




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How Many Boyfriends

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage??
Wife remains silent…..

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….




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Koun thi woh

Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha, “Koun Thi Wo?”
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi




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