Wife : Where did you get these lipstick spots?
Husband : I am amazed myself where how I got these spots ?
I was not wearing shirt at that time : )
Wife to Husband : I don’t have any child, I have decided to give all my wealth to some Sadhu..
After hearing this, husband stood up…
Wife : What happened to you, where are you going?
Husband : To become a Sadhu !