patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
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taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai
Difference between Husband & gadha
Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
Recently fired stock trader
A recently fired
stock trader said
“This is worse than divorce
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife”
Whats the diff between Dava & Daru
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
Message of the year
Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!
Wife came home with a goat
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”
WIFE IS DANGEROUS
Wyf : Luk A Thief Has Enterd Our Kitchen
N He Is Eating D Cake Prepard By Me
Husband: Whom Shud I Cal
Now Police Or Ambulance..
Wyf : Luk A Thief Has Enterd Our Kitchen
1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha: mubarik ho! bhala bataao..
hmare pakistan k halat daikh kar bache bhi dunia mein akele ane se darte hain.
1 ghar mein twins paida huwe
Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas..
Shadi k fero me ladki Suno g
Shadi k fero me ladki – Suno g,
ajj se AAPKE bina mai nahi,
aur MERE bina aap nahi.
4 Saal baad wohi bivi – “kutte!
Ruk ja!
Aaj tu nahi ya mein nahi…!
Kon kitna pyar karta hain – husband of wife
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
“Aadmi ushi ko marta hai jis se Pyar kerta hai.”
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maray aur Boli
“Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyar nahi kerti”