Husband Wife SMS


Language: All English Hindi

Yakinan Andha

A beggar- ‘Oh sundari! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..’

Husband said 2 his wife- “De de,
tujhe sundari bola hai to yaqinan andha hi hai…” :p




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Who is paying the bill

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!




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Newly wed wife

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife: Thanks, but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.




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Who is guilty

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: “Up! Quick! My husband is back!”

Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: “Damn, I am the husband!”




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Husband or Gadha

Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!




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Is Saal Roza Rakho Gey

Wife: Is Saal Roza Rakhoge?
Husband: Nahi

Wife: Aur Taravi Parhoge?
Husband: Mushkil Hai

Wife: Aur Aftaari Karoge?
Husband: Han! Ab itna Bhi Kafir Nahi Ha




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