Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye…???
Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye…???
Circuit: simple bhai… Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!
Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye…???
Circuit: simple bhai… Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!
LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!
Circuit, “Bhai… bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.”
Munna Bhai, “Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit, “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”
Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.
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