Aap hamare dil me anna,
aap hamare ghar me anna,
par aap meri nindo me na anna,
kyunki hamai bhooto se dar lagta hi.

Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces….

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo…
1 was caught watching tv…
another playing football and
the third one was caught reading this txt message

To live a life, one need brain, reflex, IQ,
knowledge, way to expression and many more qualities.
Aapko salam boss U R doing great without it.

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u lastnite, my lovely pyjamas

us ne kaha or dabao..
main dabaya..
us ne kaha or dabao..
main ne or dabaya..
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao..
main ne phir dabaya..
us ne kaha pant bhi nikal do phir dabao..
main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit-case band

Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi Per Yaad Tumhari Ati Hai
Tum Saans Wahaan Per Letey Hoo Badboo Yahaan Tuk Ati Hai.
Ab Chota Closeup Sirf Paanch Rupey main.