Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life.” (Chinese Proverb)
The trouble with being punctual is
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
– Franklin P. Jones
If you never want to see a man again
If you never want to see a man again, say, ‘I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children…’ – they leave skid marks. — Rita Rudner
A gifted teacher is as rare as…
“A gifted teacher is as rare as a gifted doctor, and makes far less money” (Anonymous)
He who dares to teach
“He who dares to teach must never cease to learn” (Anonymous)
We must believe in luck
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like?
-Jean Cocturan
Everything is funny as long as…
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. — Will Rogers
Put your hand on a hot stove
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity.
-Albert Einstein
Don’t take life too seriously
Don’t take life too seriously, you’ll never get out of it alive. — Elbert Hubbard
Why is it that the teaching
Why is it that the teaching is the last thing I have time for?” (Judy Domeny Bowen)
I’ve been in love with the same woman
I’ve been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she’ll kill me. — Henry Youngman
One of the most difficult things in the world
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that
even a bargain costs money. — Edgar Watson Howe
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