Santa Banta

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Funny messages

Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: ‘ok come and note the number’ 🙂




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Santa – kitne bacche hai aapke?
Banta – 13.
Santa – baapre itne bacche kyun?
Banta – gharwali k baap se waada kiya tha ki kabbhi usko khali pet nehi rakhunga.




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Postman: I have to come 5 miles

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it….




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Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college

Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking…




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Santa tells a girl Come 2 my house at nite

Santa tells a girl “Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will b there………….
Girl goes at night & realy nobody was there




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How did Santa Kill a Lion

How did Santa Kill a Lion?
Santa thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let the lion eat me.
Whoopie!!!




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