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Santa Banta

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Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.

Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'ok come and note the number' :)
175 Chars | Santa Banta
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3 fastest means of communication

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
98 Chars | Santa Banta
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Santa and his wife filed an application for divorce

When Santa & his wife filed an application for divorce, the Judge asked: "How will you divide, you have 3 children?"
Pat came Santa's reply: "Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR."
175 Chars | Santa Banta
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Can I have a burger and coke?

Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?"
Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library."
Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
170 Chars | Santa Banta
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He’s Banta not Santa

Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, he jumps from the 100th floor
At the 50th floor, he remembers he doesn't have a daughter!
At the 25th flr: He's unmarried!
At the 10th: He's Banta not Santa.
217 Chars | Santa Banta
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Postman: I have to come 5 miles

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it....
130 Chars | Santa Banta
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