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Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: ‘ok come and note the number’ 
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: ‘ok come and note the number’
Santa – kitne bacche hai aapke?
Banta – 13.
Santa – baapre itne bacche kyun?
Banta – gharwali k baap se waada kiya tha ki kabbhi usko khali pet nehi rakhunga.
Santa to banta. Yaar Tumhary Bewi shehar(city) ke hai ya gaon(village) ki..
Banta. gaon ki.
Santa.ooh acha . main samja shayed Tumhary hai.
Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, he jumps from the 100th floor
At the 50th floor, he remembers he doesn’t have a daughter!
At the 25th flr: He’s unmarried!
At the 10th: He’s Banta not Santa.
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it….
Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking…
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