Santa Banta

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Language: All English Hindi

Funny messages

Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: ‘ok come and note the number’ :)




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Santa – kitne bacche hai aapke?
Banta – 13.
Santa – baapre itne bacche kyun?
Banta – gharwali k baap se waada kiya tha ki kabbhi usko khali pet nehi rakhunga.




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Santa and his wife filed an application for divorce

When Santa & his wife filed an application for divorce, the Judge asked: “How will you divide, you have 3 children?”
Pat came Santa’s reply: “Ok! We’ll apply NEXT YEAR.”




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Can I have a burger and coke?

Santa walks into a library & says, “Can I have a burger and coke?”
Librarian, “I’m sorry, this is a library.”
Santa whispers, “Can I have a burger & fries?”




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Main samja shayed Tumhary hai

Santa to banta. Yaar Tumhary Bewi shehar(city) ke hai ya gaon(village) ki..
Banta. gaon ki.
Santa.ooh acha . main samja shayed Tumhary hai.




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He’s Banta not Santa

Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, he jumps from the 100th floor
At the 50th floor, he remembers he doesn’t have a daughter!
At the 25th flr: He’s unmarried!
At the 10th: He’s Banta not Santa.




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