Santa Banta

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Sir hun meri salary wada diyo

Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi




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Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.




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Abe to Chatri leke dal

Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped – paude thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.




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Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’

Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’




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Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon

Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: “Menu koi farak nahin penda.
Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.”




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Why is the Police nicknamed “The heart of the country”?

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed “The heart of the country”?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats….




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