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Santa Banta

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Language: All English Hindi

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Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.

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Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?

Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM

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Abe to Chatri leke dal

Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped – paude thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.

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Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’

Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’

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Mujhe 1000 rs ki zarurat hai

Santa to his frnd Banta main apna purse ghar pe bhul aaya mujhe 1000 rs ki zarurat hai.
Banta-dost hi dost ke kam atta hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar ke purse le aa.

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Lady calls Santa for repairing door bell

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.

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