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Ek sardar ne Ek Cow ke kiss kar le

Ek sardar ne Ek Cow ke kiss kar le. oor sath main he Toooba karny lagy k Guru nanak g Mujy maaf kar dain mairy zehan main shaitan(devil) aa giya tha, Ussy waqt Shaitan Hazir ho giya oor Sardar se kehny laga, Oyee Ullu K Pathy yeh jo harkat tum ne ke yeh yeh harkat to mairy zehan main b nahe the

A sardar saw a board…

A sardar saw a board on which it was written ” padhne wala stupid”.
Sardar got irritated and wrote “likhan wala stupid”

what is the meaning of SMS ?

Sardarji, tell me …., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know –
it means….
S – Sardaron ke
M – Mazak udane ki
S – Service

Sardarji introduced his family

Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney.

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Mein

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00

Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI mein

Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha.Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye dekhte hi SARDAR gusse me bolaMeri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai, piche BAITH. Taxi me CHALAUNGA

2 Sardars go for a drive

2sardars go for a drive. . . .  OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not. . .  sardar puts his head out & says yes..No..Yes..No..Yes..No..

What is your birth date?

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR