Sardar SMS


Language: All English Hindi

Sardar’s failed in his papers

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I?m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)




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3 months

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->




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Pain in Ungli – a sardar jokes

Sardar said to doctor: Pure jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”




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A funny jokes about sardar

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:
Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
Sardar: Lo Batao,

Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)




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A funny jokes about sardar

Intelligent Santa
All scientists fail 2 ans this but santa rocks

Q:-Which liquid thng turns solid on heating?

?

?

Ans:- BESAN k PAKODE.




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A funny sms about sardar

A sardar asked his frend,
“kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?”

Frend replied “No”

Sardar said,
“to phir taangain kahan se daalta hai saalay…




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