A funny jokes about sardar
Intelligent Santa
All scientists fail 2 ans this but santa rocks
Q:-Which liquid thng turns solid on heating?
?
?
Ans:- BESAN k PAKODE.
Intelligent Santa
All scientists fail 2 ans this but santa rocks
Q:-Which liquid thng turns solid on heating?
?
?
Ans:- BESAN k PAKODE.
A sardar asked his frend,
“kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?”
Frend replied “No”
Sardar said,
“to phir taangain kahan se daalta hai saalay…
Sardar ji, apko logo ne kyon mara ?
Sardar: “arey yaar meri photo bus mein gir gai thi,
Maine kaha madam zara saari upar kijiye
Photo lena hai, bus?..”
Ek sardar darwaze k bahir bandook liye khra tha, his wife askes him” y r u standing here”. Sardar ji bole “sher k shikar pe ja raha hoon.” wife : “to jaao na!” sardar ji : “kese jaoon bahar Kutta khada hain!”
Sardar Ki Mah Ki Death Ho Gai,
Ek Saal Bad Sardar Ka Baap America Sa Wapis Aya, Us Na Poucha Teri Mah Kahan Ha,
Sardar Bola Wo To Pichlay Saal Hi Mar Gai Thi, Sardar Ka Bap Ronay Lga Or Bola Kuttay,
Kaminay To Tu Na Mujhay Btaya Q Nhi, Sardar Bola,
Me Na Socha Surprise Dun Ga…=P;->
Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
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