Sardar’s wife is pregnant
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking?
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking?
Intelligent Santa
All scientists fail 2 ans this but santa rocks
Q:-Which liquid thng turns solid on heating?
?
?
Ans:- BESAN k PAKODE.
Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don’t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.
NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING.
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said : Tell the bird’s name
Sardar : I dont know
Exminer: U r failed. Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.
A sardar asked his frend,
“kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?”
Frend replied “No”
Sardar said,
“to phir taangain kahan se daalta hai saalay…
Tell Your Buddies
Random Sms
You created a love in my heart
Girls are like Internet domain
In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah
Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi
Recent Activity
SMS4buddy FBPage
SMS Collections