Sardar SMS


Language: All English Hindi

What is adult joke

Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.




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Its easier to shoot a woman

Judge: why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shooting her lover?

Sardar: Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.




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Monkeys play football

Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.




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Sardar’s failed in his papers

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I?m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)




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Sardar ji in bus

Sardar ji, apko logo ne kyon mara ?
Sardar: “arey yaar meri photo bus mein gir gai thi,
Maine kaha madam zara saari upar kijiye
Photo lena hai, bus?..”




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3 months

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->




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