Police-Tumhara dost kese mara
Sardar-Pata nahi wo bola mere pet
me chuhe kud rahe he “to mene usko chuhe marne ki dawa khila di.

In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced
1
2
3
Start.

All Started Runing Except Santa.
Coach:y RU Stil Waiting?
Santa:My No Is 4! 😀

Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha?
Sardaar: No, Mai to sandwich khaya hun..

sardaarni: dont try to lie,
know lips can lie but hips dont lie… =P ;->

My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years

He Never Used Glasses

Sardar: Ya

I Know Few People Drink
Directly From Bottle

Sardar ne pressure cooker khareeda dosre hi din wapis kardia.

Shopkeeper:kun wapis kia?

Sardar: ghar mein jawan betiyan hain aur ye sala seetiyan bajata hai. :))

Sardar ji Saw A Man
Stealing A Purse

Thief: There Is 1000
Rupees In The Purse
We Can Take 50-50

Sardar g: Ok Ok
What About The
Remaining 900 ..? ;->

Newly Weded Surdar Couples LOVe :X words
Srdarni:Humari Shadi Ko 24 hour Ho Chuke H

Surdar in ROMANTIC style:or Esa Lagta H Jese Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho

Sardar Ko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kr Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gai

Jalad: Tmhari Akhri Khwaish Kya Hy?

Sardar: Mujhe Dar Lag Rha Hy Mera Hath Pakar Le… =P ;->

Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy chooha ghuzer ghaya.
Son to sardar:
“hun me ae roti nae khani”

Sardar:
“kha ly putar, choohy nay kehra jutti pai hue c” ;->

Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!

Teacher sardar se: dahi ko english mei btao?
,
,
Sardar sochne k bad:
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,
Milk sleeping in the night and swairey swairey tight.! 🙂

Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai
Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya
Dudh Wale Ne Pocha
Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?

Santa : LIMOO PANI Me..!