*Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?

Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
Sardar: Kon?
Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo

Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..:-)

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.

Sardar: Lo Batao,

Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. 🙂

Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kya bat hai?

Sardar: Mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka kaha hai. Pata nai Abba mujhe le jata hai ya nahi

Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai
Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya
Dudh Wale Ne Pocha
Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?

Santa : LIMOO PANI Me..!

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Beppo Singh: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Beppo Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you hve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years

He Never Used Glasses

Sardar: Ya

I Know Few People Drink
Directly From Bottle

Sardar ne pressure cooker khareeda dosre hi din wapis kardia.

Shopkeeper:kun wapis kia?

Sardar: ghar mein jawan betiyan hain aur ye sala seetiyan bajata hai. :))

Sardar ji Saw A Man
Stealing A Purse

Thief: There Is 1000
Rupees In The Purse
We Can Take 50-50

Sardar g: Ok Ok
What About The
Remaining 900 ..? ;->

Newly Weded Surdar Couples LOVe :X words
Srdarni:Humari Shadi Ko 24 hour Ho Chuke H

Surdar in ROMANTIC style:or Esa Lagta H Jese Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho

Sardar Ko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kr Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gai

Jalad: Tmhari Akhri Khwaish Kya Hy?

Sardar: Mujhe Dar Lag Rha Hy Mera Hath Pakar Le… =P ;->

Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy chooha ghuzer ghaya.
Son to sardar:
“hun me ae roti nae khani”

Sardar:
“kha ly putar, choohy nay kehra jutti pai hue c” ;->

Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!