*Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?
Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
Sardar: Kon?
Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo
Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..:-)
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*Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?
Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
Sardar: Kon?
Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo
Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..:-)
Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:
Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
Sardar: Lo Batao,
Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. 🙂
Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kya bat hai?
Sardar: Mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka kaha hai. Pata nai Abba mujhe le jata hai ya nahi
My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years
He Never Used Glasses
Sardar: Ya
I Know Few People Drink
Directly From Bottle
Sardar ne pressure cooker khareeda dosre hi din wapis kardia.
Shopkeeper:kun wapis kia?
Sardar: ghar mein jawan betiyan hain aur ye sala seetiyan bajata hai. :))
Sardar ji Saw A Man
Stealing A Purse
Thief: There Is 1000
Rupees In The Purse
We Can Take 50-50
Sardar g: Ok Ok
What About The
Remaining 900 ..? ;->
Newly Weded Surdar Couples LOVe :X words
Srdarni:Humari Shadi Ko 24 hour Ho Chuke H
Surdar in ROMANTIC style:or Esa Lagta H Jese Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho
Sardar Ko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kr Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gai
Jalad: Tmhari Akhri Khwaish Kya Hy?
Sardar: Mujhe Dar Lag Rha Hy Mera Hath Pakar Le… =P ;->
Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy chooha ghuzer ghaya.
Son to sardar:
“hun me ae roti nae khani”
Sardar:
“kha ly putar, choohy nay kehra jutti pai hue c” ;->
Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!
Teacher sardar se: dahi ko english mei btao?
,
,
Sardar sochne k bad:
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,
Milk sleeping in the night and swairey swairey tight.! 🙂
Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai
Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya
Dudh Wale Ne Pocha
Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?
Santa : LIMOO PANI Me..!