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What is 5 plus 4

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Beppo Singh: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Beppo Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you hve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

Us nay kaha kon ho Tum?

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

I havnt slept all nite in the train

Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didnt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ko dekhte hue

Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon…

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar: B.Com final year”

Ek sardar exam dene gaya

Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha.

In aptitude test

In aptitude test
River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.

Kaun sa station hai?

Train station par ruki. Ek aadmi khidki ke paas baethe sardar se- Kaun sa station hai? Sardar bahar dekh kr kuch der soch kar “lag to Railway Station raha hai”.

Maine aaj paani ko bevkuf banaya

Sardar 2 Sardarne: Maine aaj paani ko bevkuf banaya. Sardarne: woh kaise? Sardar: Maine paani Garam kiya but thande se naha liye ha ha ha.

Sardar Get Engaged with girl

Sardar Get Engaged with girl,
soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4,
he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!He said
“JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI”

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