Teacher : How do u write 55?
Student : I don’t know..
Teacher : Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher : What are you waiting for?
Student : Can u tell me which side to write the other 5?
Teacher : main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he
Studnt : mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na..
Master : Khali jaga pura karo..
900 chuhay kha kar Billi___chali..
Stdnt: 900 chohay kha kr Billi Matak Matak kr chali..
Master(Ghusse se)
Kharay ho jao, mazak krte ho?
Stdnt: Sir ye B mene ap ka dil rkhne k liye keh dia warna
900 chuhay kha kr Billi chal to kya Hil b nhi sakti…!
The bst quote 4 students out there :
“I’d rather open my FACEBOOK,
than to FACE my BOOK”
Father: What about ur result?
Son:Wo headmster sb ka beta fail hy.
Father:What about u,
Son:Wo Dr.sab ka beta b fail hai.
Father:N whats your result.?
Son:Wo Profsr sab ka beta b fail hy,
Father:U idiot,
i m asking about urs…
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Son:Tum kon sa khet ka muli ho jo tmhara beta pass hoga..
Teacher ne smoking ka nuqsan batane k lye
1 KEERA smoke k jar mai dala to wo mar gaya
Teacher : “Aap ne kya sekha”
Student: Smoking se KEERE mar jate hain.
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