High level confidence!
Teacher 2 student: If u tel me “where is GOD”, i’ll reward u 100 rupees.
Student : n If u tell me “whr GOD is not” i’l reward u
ayak bete aur nalayak bete -Papa: Aage kya krna hai?Layak Beta: Bas 12th me 97% aa jaye to fir IIT.. fir 4 saal ki mehnat n den IIM.. 25 lacs+ ka package milega & thats enough to start withNalayak Beta: Bas is baar 12th clear ho jaye to Roadies se Bike jeet ke launga, fir Splitsvilla se aapki bahu.. Fir Emotional atyachar se uska character certificate..achhi nikli to theek, nahi to kahani repeat.
Tortoise n rabbit wrote entrance exam,
Tortoise got 80%
Both went 4 admission in an engineering college,
Cut off needed was 85%… Rabbit didn’t get but
Tortoise got admission.
U remember when we were in 1st standard tortoise won a
Sports quota 5% marks extra…:D