Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
Atitude 2 Live!
Laugh Like U Hv Never Cried,
Play Like U Hv Never Lost,
Love Like U Hv Never Been Hurt,
Live Like There Is No Tommorow!
“MEAN CHILL MAHOOL”
If Columbus had been a Married man,he might have never discovered USA
would be asked
Where r u going?
To discover what?
When will u b back?
An Honest Smile From
A Smiling Heart
Has Just Reached Ur
Wishing U A Life,
Full Of Smiles…
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn’t come back yet!
Santa: Why don’t u cook something else.
GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or as GOD IS NOW HERE everything depends on how do u see anything. so think positive.