Santa calls Air India. ‘How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?’
‘Just a sec,’ says the customer service assistant.
‘Thank you.’ says Santa and hangs up.
~ T r u t h ~
Of Every Ten (10)
Who Talk About You
Nine (9) Will Say
The Tenth (10th) Will
Say Something Good In
A Bad Way … ;->
Lesson Of The Day
You Should Never Do Anything Wrong With Others
It WIll Catch Up With You
Ur glowing eyezz..givezz me a zillion reasnzz..
to forgo my painzz..
Ur twinkling eyezz..makezz me a forte of those starzz..
to forget myself..
Ur lovely eyezz have made me immensely popular..
Evnthough, I try tuf to camouflage..
Hv been caught..!
A page is yellow in which you will find a fellow
who will kiss you under the pillow.
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.