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“Don’t lose your faith in me
And I will try not to lose faith in you
Don’t put your trust in walls
‘Cause walls will only crush you when they fall.”

“Put this as ur status..

Put a smile if we are friends ,
Put an angry face if you dont like me :@ ,
Put a * if you wanna be more than friends ,
Poke me if you have had a crush on me ,
Like this if you like me ,
Inbox me if you ever wanted a relationship ,

Now lets see who is brave enough to reply…”

HEIGHT OF SOCIAL NETWORKING:

Teacher: Where is your homework?
Student: I uploaded it on facebook and I tagged you. . .

Facebook founder Mark Zukerburg is hospitalized with serious injury……

Reason- Rajnikant poked him on facebook…

Once a guy updated his status “I’m gonna sleep on terrace tonight” . .
After sometime . . . 17 mosquitoes likes that status!

Similarity between Facebook ‘n Jail . . .

In both Cases you Sit ‘n Waste time n’ Write on Walls :p