patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
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taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai

Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

A recently fired
stock trader said

“This is worse than divorce
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife”

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

Wyf : Luk A Thief Has Enterd Our Kitchen
N He Is Eating D Cake Prepard By Me
Husband: Whom Shud I Cal
Now Police Or Ambulance..

1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha: mubarik ho! bhala bataao..
hmare pakistan k halat daikh kar bache bhi dunia mein akele ane se darte hain.

Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas..

Shadi k fero me ladki – Suno g,
ajj se AAPKE bina mai nahi,
aur MERE bina aap nahi.

4 Saal baad wohi bivi – “kutte!
Ruk ja!
Aaj tu nahi ya mein nahi…!

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked: “Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife: “Dikhta nahin, bakri hay!”
Husband: “Bakri se hi poch raha hu”