Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.

True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!

It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered

“When a man holds a woman hands?”

When a man holds a woman’s hand
before marriage, it is love;

after marriage it is self-defense

Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…

The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.

Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!

A good marriage would be between
a Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne