Ha haha hahaha hahahaha aha hahahahaha aha kuch nahin bus tumhari shakla yad aa gayi.

Nayi nayi shadi thi,Naya tha zamana.
Dulha bechain tha,
sunne ko gana.
Dulhan ne shuru kiya…
BHAIYA MERE RAKHI KE BANDHAN KO NIBHANA.

Barish ki bundo mai tera nahana
laga jese bhains ka keechd mai nahana.

I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed
and lights are off and we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

Aansoo baha baha kar dariya bana diya,
khud apni maut ka asaan jariya bana diya,
maangkar mumtaz ne taz-e-mahal,
shahjahan ko raja se kadiya bana diya…….

Ek aap ho jo itne cool ho,
Ek aap ho jo itne handsome ho,
Ek aap ho jo itne sweet ho,
Ek aap ho jo itne lovebal ho.
Aur ek hum hai jo itna jhooth pey jhooth boley ja rahey hai.

Machhar ne app ko kata wo uska junon tha
app ne ush jagah khuja liya wo app ka sukon tha……
jaan bujhkar app ne nahi mara ush ko konki ush main app ka khun tha

Jab jab garje badal teri yad aai,
jum ke barsa badal teri yad aai,
bhiga main lekin phir bhi teri yad aai,
kyo na aye yad ?
tune chatari jo ab tak nahi lotai

A girl and boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,
Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.
Boy : ok call me when u r married.