It’s better to stay away from girls.
Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life,
remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life
Based on Newton’s 1st Law
Based on Newton’s 1st Law:
Law of Love Love neither can be created nor be destroyed,
only can be changed from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
Jise dil diya vo dili cahli gai
Jise dil diya vo dili cahli gai,
jise pyar kiya vo itli cahli gai,
dil ne kaha kudhkushi karle
jalim bijli ko hath lagaya bijli chali gai.
Vo shadak ke is par thi
VO shadak ke is par thi, ham shadak ke us par thay,
kuch hum ahgay bade, kuch voh ahgay badhi,
ham kuch aur ahgay bhade,vo bhi kuch aur ahgay badhi,
ab ham shadak ke us is par thai, vo shadak ke us par thi.
Hawa ka jonka aya to tum yad aye
Hawa ka jonka aya to tum yad aye,
baadal jo chaye to tum yad yad aye,
barish ki bunde giri to tum yad aye,
ab to meri chatri lota do.
Aur ek aap hai jisne har miss ko kiss kiya
Kiss kisi ki mahphil me,
Kiss kisi ne kiss kisi ko kiss kiya.
Ek hum hai jisne her kiss ko miss kiya,
Aur ek aap hai jisne har miss ko kiss kiya.
Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye
Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye, Mind me nahi
Hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai
Kyonki hum mind blowing hai.
So girls r always incomplete without boys
Woman has man in it,
Mrs has Mr in it,
female has male in it,
Madam has Adam in it,
so girls r always incomplete without boys.
I mix Rum in water and got drunk
I mix Rum in water and got drunk.
I mix Brandy in water and got drunk.
I mix WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again!!!
I saw U on ROAD today
I saw U on ROAD today,
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
Come here,take off urs pants
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers,
get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving urs…..toilet!
He came at night
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!