Aap hamare dil me anna,
aap hamare ghar me anna,
par aap meri nindo me na anna,
kyunki hamai bhooto se dar lagta hi.

Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces….

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo…
1 was caught watching tv…
another playing football and
the third one was caught reading this txt message

To live a life, one need brain, reflex, IQ,
knowledge, way to expression and many more qualities.
Aapko salam boss U R doing great without it.

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u lastnite, my lovely pyjamas

Two Persons Sitting Side By Side Using sMS To Communicate With Each Other

Always remember:
When a girl cancels a date
it is because She “Has To”
and
When a boy cancels a date
it si becasuse He “Has Two”