Naughty

Flirt (Hindi)

Safar lamba hai dost banate chalo,Dil mile na mile hath milate chalo,Taj mahal mat banana costly padega,Par har taraf ek mumtaj banate chalo.

Sorry 2 disturb u

Sorry 2 disturb u.
Can u fax me ur photo
Its very urgent,
Serious matter has Comeup actually,
We r playing cards
And lost the joker

They all miss u

Birds love u,
Giraffe love u,
Goat love u,
Elephant love u,
Go to zoo,
They all miss u.

Buy a scooty

BUY A SCOOTY…..PICK UP A BEAUTY,
DRINK A FROOTY….
TAKE HER TO OOTY,
REMOVE HER NIGHTY…
DO UR DUTY.,
AFTER 9 MONTHS …
GET A CUTY}

Confused na

oT TnAW T2UL I
oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2’rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now…

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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge…

Agar tum ho haseen ,toh bure hum bhi nahi,
agar tum rehte ho mahalon mein,
toh sadak par hum bhi nahi,
pyar karke kehte ho…..hoon mein shadi shuda,
to kaan khol kar soon lo …
kunware to hum bhi nahi…..

My feelings 4 u have never changed

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been a headache !

Jaki chan ka sms aya tha

!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?”}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho
jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya

Save the world

Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death?
Save the world so plz start teeth brushing regularly

Full fom of DARLING

Darling
Ru know full fom of DARLING ?
D = dear
A = always
R = remembar
L = love
I = is
N = not
G = game

Mere dil me raho ya jigar me raho

Mere dil me raho ya jigar me raho,
umar bhar tum meri nazar me raho,
bus itna karam kar dena hum par,
mere ghar mat aana, aap apne ghar me raho.