Laughter is the closest distance between two people. — Victor Borge

“To waken interest and kindle enthusiasm is the sure way to teach easily and successfully”(Tyron Edwards)

I’ve been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she’ll kill me. — Henry Youngman

“I am almost overwhelmed by the courage and dedication of teachers” (Sylvia Solomon)

“Successful teachers are effective in spite of the psychological theories they suffer under.” (Educational Proverb)

“Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.” (Ambrose Redmoon)

“Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you’ve imagined” (Henry David Thoreau)

“Everyone has a talent, what is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads.” (Erica Jong)

In life, it’s not who you know that’s important, it’s how your wife found out. — Joey Adams

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted awhole day. — Mickey Rooney