A grl in a wedding ceremony want 2 go 2 da toilet. she asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
sardar replied u naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.

Sardarji is filling up a job application…
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected…
After much thought he writes: Yes…

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
“What the guys are doing” asked the sardar.
” We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize” replied one
runner.
“Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!”
Exclaimed the Sardar

Sardarji calls Air India. “How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?”
“Just a sec,” says the receptionist. “Thank you.” says the Sardar and
hangs up.

in an interview,
interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..
Interviewr shouts: stop it !
SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup..

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking?

In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said : Tell the bird’s name
Sardar : I dont know
Exminer: U r failed. Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.

Judge: why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shooting her lover?

Sardar: Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.