Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai

A grl in a wedding ceremony want 2 go 2 da toilet. she asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
sardar replied u naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.

Sardarji is filling up a job application…
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected…
After much thought he writes: Yes…

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
“What the guys are doing” asked the sardar.
” We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize” replied one
runner.
“Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!”
Exclaimed the Sardar

Sardarji calls Air India. “How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?”
“Just a sec,” says the receptionist. “Thank you.” says the Sardar and
hangs up.

Intelligent Santa
All scientists fail 2 ans this but santa rocks

Q:-Which liquid thng turns solid on heating?

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Ans:- BESAN k PAKODE.

Sardar ji, apko logo ne kyon mara ?
Sardar: “arey yaar meri photo bus mein gir gai thi,
Maine kaha madam zara saari upar kijiye
Photo lena hai, bus?..”

A sardar asked his frend,
“kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?”

Frend replied “No”

Sardar said,
“to phir taangain kahan se daalta hai saalay…