2sardar jungle me ja rha tha, Samne sher a gya 1 ne mitti uthai sher ki ankh me dal k bhagne lga.
2nd wahen khara rha
1st:abhey bhag
2nd: me q bhagon, mitti tune dali hai..
Sardar went to kiss a girl – a funny reply
A Sardar sees a beautiful girl.
He goes and kises her. The girl shouts and
says
what r u doing.
Sardar says B COM from KHALSA college.
Sardar’s biwi and security guard – funny jokes of sardar
sardar: yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai,
friend: acha wo kaise?
Yar kal me ghar aya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi
thi.!!
Sardar on the way to hell – funny saying
Yamraj took a sardar on tour to hell. There he saw gandhi dancing with
Bipasha.
Sardar asked:gandhi de saza itni mazedar kyon?
yamraj: saza ta Bipasha nu diti hai..
Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara – a sardar jokes
teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times
sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara
a funny sardar jokes
Postman :- I had To come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar :- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it..
a damm funny sardar jokes
A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How’ll U divide, U’VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We’ll apply NEXT YEAR..
a damm funny sardar jokes
The Titanic is going to sink….
Everybody in the ship is crying, running or praying to God…
An Italian asks the nearby Sardar “How far is land from here?”
Sardarji : Two miles.
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the surface to ask the Sardar something again.
“Just tell me which direction is land two miles from here?”
Sardarji : Downwards……
Sardar was doing potty – A funny text message
Ek sardar VIP road pe potty kar raha tha,
police ne pakad liya,jab isey ‘le jane lageto
sardar bola : ” saboot to uthalo nahi to case haar jaoge.
Sardar ke sapne me ladki
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
“hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”
Its easier to shoot a woman
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
Sardar & Pathan
Pathan: Yar ye Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likhta hai
jo sirf Medical
Store Wale Hi Samajh Paate Hai.
Sardar: Wo likhta hai:
“Maine to Loot Liya tu b Loot le”…