Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

Pathan: Yar ye Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likhta hai
jo sirf Medical
Store Wale Hi Samajh Paate Hai.

Sardar: Wo likhta hai:
“Maine to Loot Liya tu b Loot le”…

SARDAR & HIS WIFE GOING 2 CITY IN AUTO….
DRIVER ADJUSTED MIRROR..
SARDARJI SHOUTED U R SEEING MY WIFE…

GO & SIT BACK I WILL DRIVE THE AUTO…

1 SARDAR PURI LIFE ONLY 1 THING SOCHTE SOCHTE MAR GAYA

KI MERE TO 2 BROTHERS HAI
PHIR MERI SISTER KE 3 BROTHERS KAISE

1ST SARDAR : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green
and one is blue with red spots!

2ND SARDAR: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair of the same at
home.

1ST SARDAR: AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA
2ND SARDAR: wo kaise?
1ST SARDAR: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya
aur thande pani se naha liya.
Hahahahaha…

Sardar declares:
.. . . I will never marry in my life &. . .

.. . . I’ll give same advice to my children also. . . . .

SARDAR talking on cell.
2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.
1ST: biwi se…..
2ND: itne… pyar se….?

1ST: tumhari hai. . .

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister….