Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.

“Mun Me Pani Aana”

Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,

Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.

Sardar Dukhi Tha

Kisi Ne POocha

“Q Tension Main ho?”

SARDAR:

Yaar 1 Dost ko Plastic Surgery k liye 3 laakh Diye Thy

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Ab salay ko Pehchan Nahi Paa raha..!

A tiger killed a sardar in zoo.
A man asked y did u killed only sardar in crowd?

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Tiger-aur kya karta… kab se bakwas kr rha tha

“ini wadi billi” 😀

Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya.

Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai
Bas Mousam Kharab Honay Ki Waja Se Chal Nahi Raha.

Sardar: Theek Hai,

Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day. 🙂

Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.

Sardar: Q?

Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein
Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main

Jaag Raha Hun.

*Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?

Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
Sardar: Kon?
Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo

Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..:-)

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.

Sardar: Lo Batao,

Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. 🙂

Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kya bat hai?

Sardar: Mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka kaha hai. Pata nai Abba mujhe le jata hai ya nahi

Sardars Interview 4
New Job

Interviewer: Wht Did
U Do B4 ?
Sardar: I Was In Army
Iterviewer: How Long
Were U In Army ?
Sardar: Five Foot
Eleven Inch …

Santa:Whats Da Nam Of Ur Car
Banta:I Dont No Bt It Starts Wid”T”
S:Kamal Hai Yar Teri Gadi Tea Se Start Hoti Hai,
Apni To Petrol Se Hoti Hai

Police-Tumhara dost kese mara
Sardar-Pata nahi wo bola mere pet
me chuhe kud rahe he “to mene usko chuhe marne ki dawa khila di.

In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced
1
2
3
Start.

All Started Runing Except Santa.
Coach:y RU Stil Waiting?
Santa:My No Is 4! 😀