Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha?
Sardaar: No, Mai to sandwich khaya hun..

sardaarni: dont try to lie,
know lips can lie but hips dont lie… =P ;->

An astronomer was
watching the sky from
his telescop Santa
Singh was observing
him,Suddenly a star
falls, seeing that Santa
Sing shouted,”kha
nishana lagaya hai!”

Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha!

4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,
tmhri bhabi hy wo

Srdr:Aby kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhi thi

Sardar ne pressure cooker khareeda dosre hi din wapis kardia.

Shopkeeper:kun wapis kia?

Sardar: ghar mein jawan betiyan hain aur ye sala seetiyan bajata hai. :))

Sardar ji Saw A Man
Stealing A Purse

Thief: There Is 1000
Rupees In The Purse
We Can Take 50-50

Sardar g: Ok Ok
What About The
Remaining 900 ..? ;->

Newly Weded Surdar Couples LOVe :X words
Srdarni:Humari Shadi Ko 24 hour Ho Chuke H

Surdar in ROMANTIC style:or Esa Lagta H Jese Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho

Sardar Ko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kr Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gai

Jalad: Tmhari Akhri Khwaish Kya Hy?

Sardar: Mujhe Dar Lag Rha Hy Mera Hath Pakar Le… =P ;->

Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy chooha ghuzer ghaya.
Son to sardar:
“hun me ae roti nae khani”

Sardar:
“kha ly putar, choohy nay kehra jutti pai hue c” ;->

Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!

Teacher sardar se: dahi ko english mei btao?
,
,
Sardar sochne k bad:
,
,
Milk sleeping in the night and swairey swairey tight.! 🙂

Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai
Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya
Dudh Wale Ne Pocha
Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?

Santa : LIMOO PANI Me..!

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Beppo Singh: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Beppo Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you hve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!