Sardars Interview 4
New Job

Interviewer: Wht Did
U Do B4 ?
Sardar: I Was In Army
Iterviewer: How Long
Were U In Army ?
Sardar: Five Foot
Eleven Inch …

Santa:Whats Da Nam Of Ur Car
Banta:I Dont No Bt It Starts Wid”T”
S:Kamal Hai Yar Teri Gadi Tea Se Start Hoti Hai,
Apni To Petrol Se Hoti Hai

Police-Tumhara dost kese mara
Sardar-Pata nahi wo bola mere pet
me chuhe kud rahe he “to mene usko chuhe marne ki dawa khila di.

My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years

He Never Used Glasses

Sardar: Ya

I Know Few People Drink
Directly From Bottle

Sardar ne pressure cooker khareeda dosre hi din wapis kardia.

Shopkeeper:kun wapis kia?

Sardar: ghar mein jawan betiyan hain aur ye sala seetiyan bajata hai. :))

Sardar ji Saw A Man
Stealing A Purse

Thief: There Is 1000
Rupees In The Purse
We Can Take 50-50

Sardar g: Ok Ok
What About The
Remaining 900 ..? ;->

Newly Weded Surdar Couples LOVe :X words
Srdarni:Humari Shadi Ko 24 hour Ho Chuke H

Surdar in ROMANTIC style:or Esa Lagta H Jese Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho

Sardar Ko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kr Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gai

Jalad: Tmhari Akhri Khwaish Kya Hy?

Sardar: Mujhe Dar Lag Rha Hy Mera Hath Pakar Le… =P ;->

Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy chooha ghuzer ghaya.
Son to sardar:
“hun me ae roti nae khani”

Sardar:
“kha ly putar, choohy nay kehra jutti pai hue c” ;->

Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!

Teacher sardar se: dahi ko english mei btao?
,
,
Sardar sochne k bad:
,
,
Milk sleeping in the night and swairey swairey tight.! 🙂

Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai
Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya
Dudh Wale Ne Pocha
Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?

Santa : LIMOO PANI Me..!