Ek aurat Bache ko liye ro
rhi thi.
.
Ek Engineer ne rone ki wajah
puchi,
. Aurat ne kaha k mera bacha
bimar hai or
dawa k liye paise
nhi hain…
.
Engineer ne 1000 ka note diaor
kaha jao
dawa lo or
Rs.100 ka
doodh bhi le lena Baqi paise
mujhe
wapis de do..
Aurat thori der baad dawa
or dudh
le ayi baki 650rs engg. ko
wapis kr diye..
Engg. khush hua or
sochne laga k
Neki kabhi zaya nahi jati..
Doctr ko fees mil gayi, bacheko
dawa mil gai
or…
mera nakli note bhi chal
gaya….xP ;D

ek baar ek admi ka gala kharaab hojaat hai
woh raat 2 baje doctor ke ghar jaata hai
ghar ke bell bajate hai toh doctor ke wife baahar aate toh admi dard ki wajah se woh deere bolta hai doctor
woh aurat usse bhi deer se bolte doctor nahi hai aajaaooo.

Santa to banta
Agar me pariyal ke ped pe chad gau to muje injeniring college ki ladkiya dik gaye ge
Banta agar hat chor dega to medical collage ki ladki ya v dikh gaye ge

Ek bhar ek ladka bullet par ja raha hota hai to wo scooty wali ladiki se puchta hai ke kabhi bullet chaliye hai ladki sped dekar agha nikal gati hai ladka barabar me akar kabhi bullet chaliye aghe jakar ladaka ka accident ho jata hai ladiki akar bolti hai aur chalila le bullet arya me ye puch raha tha ki kabhi bullet chaliye ho to ye batha do ki break kaise lagate hai

Shyari by a failed
student:
“Agar wo kar leti ishq humse,
HAmari raato ki neend ud jati.
is bahane raat ko padh leta,
kam se kam
supplementry to aa jaati