Actual meanings:
TC Bye = Shut up and Get Lost !
Ahaan ! = I’m really not
interested
in your stuff baby
Hmmmm = So why are you telling
me all these !
Hey what’s up = I’m bored, talk
to
me please..
Cool = I’ve heard enough of you loser !
OK = whatever! Don’t eat my
brain
now
Lol = Trust me, I have absolutely
nothing to say

Fact of facebook

–
just because her status is “SINGLE”
Doesn’t mean she is ‘Available’ …
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.
.
. .
.
.
Its just that her family members. are in her friends list
on facebook…

Girl’s status on facebook:
“Feeling sad”
81 comments

Guy’s Status:
“Goin to suicide”
2 likes and 1 comment which reads ” Dude who’s gonna use ur bike now? “

Facebook- the place where people announce their problem with world but not with the person they have a problem with.

Strange but true.. 🙂

Similarity between Facebook ‘n Jail 😛 . . .

In both Cases you Sit ‘n Waste time n’ Write on Walls :p

Once a guy updated his status “I’m gonna sleep on terrace tonight” . .
After sometime . . . 17 mosquitoes likes that status! 😀

Facebook founder Mark Zukerburg is hospitalized with serious injury……

Reason- Rajnikant poked him on facebook…

“Put this as ur status..

Put a smile if we are friends 🙂 ,
Put an angry face if you dont like me :@ ,
Put a * if you wanna be more than friends ,
Poke me if you have had a crush on me ,
Like this if you like me ,
Inbox me if you ever wanted a relationship ,

Now lets see who is brave enough to reply…”