Sardar SMS


Language: All English Hindi

See the legs and tell the name

In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said : Tell the bird’s name
Sardar : I dont know
Exminer: U r failed. Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.




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A funny sms about sardar

A sardar asked his frend,
“kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?”

Frend replied “No”

Sardar said,
“to phir taangain kahan se daalta hai saalay…




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What is adult joke

Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.




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Its easier to shoot a woman

Judge: why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shooting her lover?

Sardar: Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.




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Monkeys play football

Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.




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Sardar’s failed in his papers

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I?m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)




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