Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50.
But you don’t worry, flirting is still free.
Mehal aur Sadak
Agar aap mehlo mei ho to sadak par hum bhi nahi,
Agar aap khoobsoorat ho to badsoorat hum bhi nahi,
Piyaar karke keh diyaa k hum shaadi shuda hai,
Par itna yaad rakhna kuware hum bhi nahi
You Feeling A Nigga Huh
You favorited my status from 165 days ago.
You feeling a nigga huh?
It’s Unfair
14000 people are having s** right now.
25000 are kissing.
50000 are hugging.
& you…well you’re reading this.
Trust me,I’m not happy about it either.
Me & You
I Laugh,I love,I Hope
I Try,I Hurt,I Need,
I Fear,I Cry & I Know
You Do The Same Things Too
So
We Are Really Not That
Different
Me & You!
Boy to Girl
boy 2 girl : tum mujse kitna pyar krti ho……?
girl 2 boy : jitna tum mujhse krte ho ………
boy 2 girl : oh n…….me smjhta tha ki tum mujhse sacha pyar krti ho…….
girl shock boy rock……….
No Offense
Yes skinny girls are attractive but honestly,curvy girls look so much better.No offense skinny girls
Number de 2
Golden words Agar
Golden words
Agar tum jisay pyar kartayho ussay
na pa sako to
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us ka number mujhay deydo
Kya pata mere sath set hojaye.
6 inch ka
Inch ka hai.
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Size normal he
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Mazboot he
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Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
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2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
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Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera…
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LG KG 195
Pataya hua
Lamha Lamha waqt gujar jaega
7 FERO k sath koi Tumse bandh jaega
abhi waqt Hai,saalo! kisi ko patalo
kya pata kal kisika pataya hua maal tumhe mil jaye
00000 Sorry! 000000
A mobile is like women
A mobile is like women – Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.
Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath
Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath,
Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,
Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,
Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.
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