Interviewee;What is your date of birth?
Sardar;nov 28.
Interviewer;which year?
Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
Sardar proposed a girl…
Sardar proposed a girl..
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u..
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year.
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
On a romantic day sardars girlfriend asks him
On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”
You will die within 2 hours
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.
Sardar was busy removing a wheel
Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
Sardar Joined a new job
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”
Sardar : u will go to jail..
Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.
The report said, DELIVERED
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.
Awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
Open lunch box in the middle of the road
Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road..why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office
Sitting on the top of mountain
Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying..
When a person asked what he was doing..
He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar..!!!
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