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Tortoise n rabbit wrote entrance exam,
Tortoise got 80%
Rabbit 81%.
Both went 4 admission in an engineering college,
Cut off needed was 85%… Rabbit didn’t get but
Tortoise got admission.
How?
U remember when we were in 1st standard tortoise won a
race…
Sports quota 5% marks extra…:D
ayak bete aur nalayak bete -Papa: Aage kya krna hai?Layak Beta: Bas 12th me 97% aa jaye to fir IIT.. fir 4 saal ki mehnat n den IIM.. 25 lacs+ ka package milega & thats enough to start withNalayak Beta: Bas is baar 12th clear ho jaye to Roadies se Bike jeet ke launga, fir Splitsvilla se aapki bahu.. Fir Emotional atyachar se uska character certificate..achhi nikli to theek, nahi to kahani repeat.
Ek Student Dusre Se:
“Aaj Kuch khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai,
jo pehle hum ne na kia ho”
2nd Student:
“To Phir Chal Thora sa Parh lain.”
Teachr:
Agar apna Character acha karna hai
to apni her Teacher ko Maa samjho..
STUDENT:
Lekin Miss is se to
hamare abbu ka Character kharab ho jaye ga..!!
Great students like Us,
work on the ‘principle of rockets’
It does’nt mean
we aim for the skies,
It means
we don’t start studying unless our tail is on fire
School main Aag lag gayi
Sab bachy khush thay k ab skool nahi Ana pary ga par 1 bacha udas tha,
teacher ne pucha Beta y r u sad?
Bcha:
Sir Aap to zinda bach gaye
Lady Teacher:
What tense is this
“I m a beautiful woman.”
Student:
Past tense Madam.
High level confidence!
Teacher 2 student: If u tel me “where is GOD”, i’ll reward u 100 rupees.
Student : n If u tell me “whr GOD is not” i’l reward u
200Rs
When We are in Class. We Are Students.
When they are in class They are Scholars.
When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting.
When they Correct their, its Correction,
When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters,
When they Copy they Quote
When We don?t do our work in time, We are Sluggish,
When they don?t do, they are Busy,
When We Joke in class, We are Jokers,
When They are joke, They r Witty,
KIA YE KHULA TAZAD NAHY HAI.
Teacher : How do u write 55?
Student : I don’t know..
Teacher : Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher : What are you waiting for?
Student : Can u tell me which side to write the other 5?
Teacher : main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he
Studnt : mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na..
Master : Khali jaga pura karo..
900 chuhay kha kar Billi___chali..
Stdnt: 900 chohay kha kr Billi Matak Matak kr chali..
Master(Ghusse se)
Kharay ho jao, mazak krte ho?
Stdnt: Sir ye B mene ap ka dil rkhne k liye keh dia warna
900 chuhay kha kr Billi chal to kya Hil b nhi sakti…!