3 Idiots – Facebook Style:
Rancho: *Smiling*
Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?
Rancho: Bohot dino se Facebook me account
banane ki ichha thi…aaj bana diya hai…bohot
maza aa raha hai.
Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai
hai…Tell me what is a Post?
Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is
Post, Sir.
Teacher: Can you please elaborate?
Rancho: Sir…jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai
post hai sir…Ghumne gaye…photo daal diya!
Post hai Sir. Match dekha score daal diya! Post
hai Sir… Sir actually hum post se ghire hue hai
sir! Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak!
Sab post hai sir! Ek second me comment, ek
second me like!
Comment-Like… Comment-Like
Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge?
Comment-Like… Comment-Like…
Hey Chatur tum batao,
Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through
mobile or tablet or laptop or desktop via
different operating system using internet on
Facebook is called a Post…
Teacher: Excellent!
Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe
shabdo mein…
Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh
orkut ya twitter ke pages pe account
banao… :@
Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh…
Teacher: Get out!
Rancho: Why sir?
Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye.
Rancho goes out and comes back*
Teacher: Kya hua?
Rancho: Kuch bhul gaya tha sir.
Teacher: Kya?
Rancho: An utility button given to us, to protect
our private data i.e pictures, messages or
personal information for being stolen or used
for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else…
Teacher: Kehna kya chahte ho!?!?
Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhul gaya
tha!
Teacher: Seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?!
Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, aapko
pasand nahi aaya 🙂

Kandeya’n to bachde firde c..paira’n vich kach lva baithe.
Sanu maan c bohta jihna te..ohna to hi dhokha kha baithe..

Hai goodmorning .enada pantra wakeup time is passed food&tea is ready so elundhu eat and drink da so kude morning

Your age is higher :-/
your mind is lower:-O
your is very small child:-D

Engg. students exams preparation…
night before exam:
Portion-8 units,
Prepared to study- 5 units,
Easy units- 3/5,
We study- 1 unit full, 2-units half, 2 units side headings.
Question paper:
Should answer 5 questions
3 questions u didn’t studied,
2 questions from which u know only side headings of the answers,
2 questions from which u studied half chapters, but which u left ,
1 question from which u studied full chapter, but forgot the answer…..
But we write 30 pages in exam…
Engg. students ROCKZZZZ!!!!

99% girls are beautiful remaining 1% are in my college

Heavenly Father,
Your Word instructs me to walk in righteousness & in truth.
Make me your worthy servant,Lord.
In Jesus name I pray.

That awkward moment when the only thing you know on a test is your name and the date.

Tere dil mein rahenge sms bankar,

Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,

Hamesha tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar

Humne zindagi se pucha.Sabko itna dard q deti ho.
Zindagi ne has k.
Kaha ki. hum to sabkö khushi dete he.
Par ek ki khushi dusre ka dard ban jati he.

Jahan dekho isk bimar najar aate hajaro mar gayde.

lakho marne ko taiyar baithe hai hai.barbad hote hai in hasinav ke chakkar me or kahte hum berojgar bathe hai.

Ek bar ek admi ek baba ke pas gaya or bola baba mera lamba nahi hota toh baba bola is mantr ka jitni bar jaap karega utna lamba hoga . Toh baba aapka kitna lamba hai. Jisko tu pakad kar aaya hai vo kaya rashi thi mera LAND THA.