Ek bar pati patni m jagda ho gaya…
Pati-tu saali kutti…

Patni-tu saala kutta….

Ye sun kar bacche bole-hum saale urkiye…

Husband: Saare cooking show dekhti
ho, fir bhi
theek se khana banana nahi
aata..??
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Wife: Tum bhi to english film
dekhte rehte ho,
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maine kabhi complain ki..?:P

Wife: tume pyar karna nahi ata…………………..
Husband: phir he bache internet se downlod kiya kya nahi tumare dost ke pendrive se liya form abhijeet

Awesome Story Must Read. . . .

Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery,
vomits and falls down on the floor…
Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.

Next day wen he gets up he expects her to be really angry wid him….
He prays that they should not have a
fight..
He finds a note near the table…

“Honey..your favorite breakfast is ready on the table,
i had to leave early to buy grocery…
i will come running back to you, my love.
I love you. …

He gets surprised and asks his son..,
‘what happened last night..?

Son told…,”

when mom pulled you to bed and tried
removing your boots and shirt..
you were dead drunk and you said……

” Hey Lady ! Leave Me Alone…
I M Married !!!

That’s True Love…?
its all crazy :)) so cute ?

True Love is Enough…feel it Not only by heart but also by Soul ? ? ?
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Husband: Today is sunday and
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: One for You and two for your parents.

Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?”
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!

Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake..:p

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.