Young Man Asked A Rich

Young Man Asked A Rich
Old Man, How He Made His Money
The Old Guy Said Son, It was 1932,
The depth of the Great Depression
I Was Down To My Last Nickel
I Invested That In An Apple
And Spent The Entire Day Polishing It &
At The End Of The Day, I Sold The Apple For 10 Cents
The Nxt Day, I Invested Those 10 Cents In 2 Apples. I Spent The Entire Day Polishing Them & Sold Them For 20 Cents

I Continued This 4 A Month, By The End Of Which I Had Accumulated A Fortune Of $1.37 Then My Wifes Father Died & Left Us 2 Million Dollars

MORAL of the story:
Hard Work Is Just Shit
Find A Chick Whose Father Is Rich